What I’m REALLY thinking….

• RT @better_off_dad: Twice baked potatoes are just like regular potatoes only they laugh at everything you say. 3 hours ago
• RT @ComfortablySmug: The Hannity Trump interview tonight will crash Twitter harder than Amazon on prime day 1 day ago
• RT @TrueTorontoGirl: Establish dominance in the workplace by not showing up. 1 day ago
• RT @Kauaibride: i learned to recognize that each betrayal was actually a favor. 1 day ago
• RT @tsm560: Jesus is watching all of this. Govern yourselves accordingly. 1 day ago
• “This doesn’t work worth a shit but Ima use it anyway because it smells AMAZING” Me talking about over half my hair products 3 days ago
• RT @dumbbeezie: I used to yell at the TV when watching scary movies and now I yell at the news 4 days ago
• RT @better_off_dad: If you press her against the kitchen counter just right, you end up ordering pizza. 4 days ago
• Road trip woes... Floyd VA, Blowing Rock, or Asheville. 4 days ago
• RT @HazardousWords: Careful, validation is a hell of a drug. 4 days ago
• RT @envydatropic: Life - Say when! Me - WHEN! Life - LOL 4 days ago
• Nothing can distract me from my designated bedtime more than new Forensic Files. Ohhh, baby. 5 days ago