What I’m REALLY thinking….

• RT @That_Damn_Duck: Having anxiety is like hearing a thousand voices call your name, from a thousand different directions, and not knowing… 2 hours ago
• RT @envydatropic: They say you are what you eat so I'm drinking sparkling water. 7 hours ago
• RT @mattZillaaaa: Having someone cancel plans on you is like watching trash take itself out. 7 hours ago
• RT @drinksmcgee: Morgan Freeman will be the narrator at his own trial. 8 hours ago
• RT @swissmistress: I'm not ready to hate Morgan Freeman yet. I need a lot more notice for this kind of shit. Will there be grief counseling… 8 hours ago
• RT @Donna_McCoy: If you're feeling lonely, reach out. The more you're around other people, the more you'll realize that loneliness isn't so… 10 hours ago
• RT @dumbbeezie: The meteorologist just said if we don’t see thunder showers it should be a pretty nice day. Four year degree, folks 1 day ago
• RT @abouttodeal: Hell hath no furry like something getting in the way of a woman and her bath 1 day ago
• My Mama always taught me to sit like a lady... even if your skirt is a skort. 1 day ago
• RT @TheMichaelRock: Fun fact: nobody has paid attention to a car alarm since 1995 1 day ago
• RT @tracietom: Boss: You spend too much time on Twitter at work Me: Okay Boss: Are you tweeting this? Me: No 1 day ago
• RT @TheCatWhisprer: [stranded on a deserted island] *reads note from a bottle that washed up on shore* “Your iCloud storage is full.” 1 day ago