What I’m REALLY thinking….

• RT @shopkins776: I look like shit today so I thought I would run down to the grocery store and run into all the friends I haven't called ba… 14 minutes ago
• RT @TheMichaelRock: You can legally run over cyclists who aren’t going the speed limit. It’s in the constitution. 11 hours ago
• One mans trash is another mans treasure. Not true always. But sometimes in a instance - you locate that rare gem. 12 hours ago
• You don’t leave fried pickles sitting on the plate. It’s sacrilegious. 14 hours ago
• RT @sheann828: I wish it were socially acceptable to bite people. 21 hours ago
• Just got asked on social media if I want to add to my “story”. To which I reply, I got your story RIGHT HERE 1 day ago
• RT @Darlainky: My friend says she won’t date her fellow hospital coworkers. Something about how she don’t want no scrubs. 1 day ago
• Wondering why mosquitos don’t go to bed like a normal insect. 1 day ago
• I have yet to master the art of tuning someone completely the fuck out. *shot fired* 1 day ago
• RT @Shot_Of_Cabo: You don't get more attractive by taking more pictures please stop. 1 day ago
• RT @mattZillaaaa: I’ve been going through a rough patch since I was born. 1 day ago
• RT @TheMichaelRock: I'd shut up if I were you. You're already beyond fucked twitter.com/Comey/status/1… 1 day ago