What I’m REALLY thinking….

• I’m “when varnish was called glaze coat” years old. 1 day ago
• RT @PwrFulWmn: This dog has made me a lover of brisk evening walks, and the full moon on the snow just lit up my night. 2 days ago
• RT @TheCensoredRock: Coworker: did you hear we're getting snow tonight? Me: get the fuck away from me 2 days ago
• RT @catturd2: I'd shave my nuts with a chainsaw before I'd ever vote for a Communist Democrat. 2 days ago
• RT @sheann828: Guys that think I care what shoes you wear, I don’t. I care what shoes I wear. 3 days ago
• RT @shopkins776: *New Reeses Thins commercial "We're putting less peanut butter cup in your fucking peanut butter cup. Enjoy" 3 days ago
• RT @envydatropic: One would think that you pay enough for a new phone these days that naughty words would come preloaded in the dictionary. 3 days ago
• RT @TPPatriots: This is what the Fake News Media won’t show you ⬇️ Over the weekend, President Trump received a standing ovation at the Al… 3 days ago
• RT @topaz_kell: If I could teleport, I would still never leave the house. 3 days ago
• RT @Kyle_in_Cali: When walking down stairs and having reached the bottom but thinking there’s one step left to go. The only thing worse?… 3 days ago
• Imagine my excitement. 😳 https://t.co/ifv9TafVpJ 4 days ago
• RT @atensnut: This is frightening. This is how we ended up with Omar and Tlaib. THIS is the Muslim brotherhood. twitter.com/luvamerica7/st… 4 days ago