What I’m REALLY thinking….

• RT @skittle624: I was in a crappy mood, so I went to PetsMart and there were dogs there. I'm better now. 1 hour ago
• I lost my Dad then got the flu a day later. Had to attend his service wearing a MASK. That’s my not-so-funny story of the year. 1 hour ago
• RT @drayzze: Keeping them guessing doesn't mean on whether they can trust you or not. 1 hour ago
• RT @howe007: Groupon sounds like a new mustard or a smelly kind of fish. 1 hour ago
• RT @Maui_Speaks: Customer: Do you know who is in charge here? Me: Yes. (Walks away) 1 hour ago
• RT @TheBoydP: Cold leftover macaroni and cheese from the refrigerator is better then fresh warm macaroni and cheese from the stove. There,… 3 hours ago
• RT @bacon_gillepic: Sometimes* I don’t realize how stupid a thought is until it’s too late Every time* 3 hours ago
• RT @mattZillaaaa: Just read a tweet that said cold macaroni and cheese from the fridge is better than warm from the stove and this is why I… 3 hours ago
• All I’m saying is maybe if you spell it right, you’ll get better search results. 1 day ago
• RT @envydatropic: Sorry I acted blonde. It will happen again. 1 day ago
• RT @SaltyCorpse: You know what's great about being in your 40s? Hang on. Lemme walk back into the last room I was in so I can remember... 1 day ago
• It’s not that hard. It’s just not that hard. 2 days ago