What I’m REALLY thinking….

• RT @TrueTorontoGirl: Boss: Do what makes YOU happy. Me: [Grabs jacket] See you tomorrow. 4 hours ago
• RT @sliver_of: I call this look "barely holding it together" 4 hours ago
• RT @bevandeveire: Nothing brings out a bitch faster than an idiot. 7 hours ago
• RT @BriarSlyMalice: If you don't like being treated like a doormat then get the fuck off the floor. 19 hours ago
• RT @shopkins776: Retweets are 100% endorsements of my views and opinions. I'm just too slow to think of them first 20 hours ago
• RT @NotOnTheMoors: You never outgrow the urge to push the self-destruct button. 20 hours ago
• RT @LaptopShopWH: A hammock is a magical device that whenever you lay in it, it automatically makes your spouse or kids require your immedi… 20 hours ago
• RT @HomeProbably: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse. Horse: I don't like where this is going. 21 hours ago
• RT @TheMichaelRock: Republicans: Obamacare is a disaster! Democrats: Trumpcare is a disaster! Me: maybe y'all should stay the fuck out of… 21 hours ago
• Me: This seems like a good idea... Life: Hold my beer 1 day ago
• RT @drayzze: "People are fucking weirdos." -Weirdos 1 day ago
• RT @scoccaro: I support your need for physical fitness but my car weighs 4,200 pounds and I have poor night vision. Share the road. 1 day ago