What I’m REALLY thinking….

• RT @Jandalize: I hate when I wake up with a solar eclipse hangover. 9 hours ago
• RT @Carbosly: The best way to get rid of fruit flies is to eat meat & cheese. 1 day ago
• Gotta make my grocery run before the church crowd because sadly, that's the meanest crowd around. 2 days ago
• RT @mattZillaaaa: Going to church will not make you a better person. Sleeping in, will. 2 days ago
• RT @TheCatWhisprer: I’m not fat, it’s the humidity. 2 days ago
• RT @envydatropic: I just lifted a 35 pound bag of dog food so yes I'm into Crossfit 2 days ago
• RT @Carbosly: The way I see it, if I eat a chocolate bar in the morning, it gives me the whole day to burn it off. 2 days ago
• RT @lasergirl70: "I don't want to fuck this up." *fucks it up royally* 3 days ago
• If you no longer want your job, just be honest and admit it. A defiant attitude with a bottomless pool of excuses will get you nowhere fast. 4 days ago
• RT @HistoricalPics: Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip, married since 1947 https://t.co/iGyVZqJi4O 4 days ago
• RT @DaddyJew: Me: I can't come in today Boss: why not? Me: my dog looks super lonely Boss: awww Me: ikr 4 days ago
• RT @sdhintz: Wife bent over naked while killing a spider and I was in Heaven. 4 days ago