What I’m REALLY thinking….

• RT @sheann828: I wish it were socially acceptable to bite people. 3 hours ago
• Just got asked on social media if I want to add to my “story”. To which I reply, I got your story RIGHT HERE 16 hours ago
• RT @Darlainky: My friend says she won’t date her fellow hospital coworkers. Something about how she don’t want no scrubs. 17 hours ago
• Wondering why mosquitos don’t go to bed like a normal insect. 17 hours ago
• I have yet to master the art of tuning someone completely the fuck out. *shot fired* 1 day ago
• RT @Shot_Of_Cabo: You don't get more attractive by taking more pictures please stop. 1 day ago
• RT @mattZillaaaa: I’ve been going through a rough patch since I was born. 1 day ago
• RT @TheMichaelRock: I'd shut up if I were you. You're already beyond fucked twitter.com/Comey/status/1… 1 day ago
• I wish my tolerance for pain matched my tolerance for alcohol. 1 day ago
• RT @testicleas: Hello bad life decisions my old friend. 1 day ago
• RT @TheMichaelRock: Guys who tweet a bunch of romantic shit have at least two domestic violence convictions 1 day ago
• RT @MomofTeen: I stopped trusting people when I turned 50. The second half of my life should be much easier. 1 day ago