My Favorite Cow is a Bull
For the past few months, I’ve admired a certain cow during my drive in to work. There she stood each day, huddled with her comrades in a misty morning field. I’d often see her in groups ‘kissing’ with some of the others. Now I didn’t know if they were actually kissing or not – but the Bon in me just wanted to believe this was a cow’s way of being cute and sweet.
I’ve always been a sucker for odd markings (take my cat for example) and this cow’s markings definitely fell into the unusual category. Dark legs complimented her cream-colored base, and thick black rings accentuated her huge eyes. She really stood out from all the others, and I found myself searching her out each time I came up on that field.
On the way home from work last Friday, ‘my’ cow was standing all by herself roadside at the fence. I did a three-point road turn and positioned myself right smack in front of her…
…errrrr… HIM.
In retrospect I guess I should’ve known it was a he, but this city girl hasn’t been around many bulls and cows in her life. I’ll also stand by my defense of having not seen him up close until Friday. Thirdly, I didn’t think bulls were allowed to mingle freely with the cows… I mean, do these girls get any rest? I don’t mean to be crude, but this has to coincide with at least some of the more intense mooing I hear coming from that field around dusk each night.
As soon as I reached him and stopped, I immediately noted the large horns upon his head. This majestic creature stood there and subliminally yelled out to me “I am MAN, hear me roar” then snorted a mild “hummfff”. As I sat in my car with him and I separated by a mere fifteen feet and five pieces of wire – it suddenly struck me that I might need to grow a brain and moooove along…
Well… after I squeeze in a small photo opp, of course. Isn’t he beautiful handsome??
Big cheesey grin ;~D Love it girl!
August 8, 2011 at 4:49 pm
hehehe, thanks sweetpea. I’m sure I’ll never hear the end of this one. LOL
August 8, 2011 at 7:30 pm
I hope you ain’t considering a lion or tiger next
August 8, 2011 at 4:53 pm
Actually, Carl…. j/k
😀
August 8, 2011 at 7:31 pm
Hmm.. The cow isn’t different from one I usually see in my neighborhood.
This cow looks stronger than ours. 🙂
August 8, 2011 at 7:32 pm
Hopefully from here on out I’ll know the difference between a cow and a bull!! 🙂
August 8, 2011 at 7:40 pm
Hahahaha, cute!
August 8, 2011 at 9:05 pm
It’s got a face only a mother could love… 😀
August 8, 2011 at 9:30 pm
Thanks for the laugh, Bonnie. You have cracked me up! Blessings to you…
August 12, 2011 at 9:42 pm
Anytime, Carol Ann. 🙂 Blessings to you and yours, my friend.
August 13, 2011 at 11:52 am
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