I’m a simple southern girl who the ocean and mountains never ceases to captivate.
Love sunrises, sunsets, summer, daisies and butterflies. Can be very opinionated, especially when it comes to politics and religion. Find it hard to tolerate a natural born smart-ass. Have an intense appreciation for good comedians. Find that actions speak much louder than words to me. Love to people-watch. Often wish that like the computer, life had an undo command. Believe that Jesus Christ, the Son of God, gave his life on the cross to wipe away my many sins. Really enjoy an unplanned nap, even better when it’s raining out. Buy myself fresh flowers regularly. Treasure my family and true friends like there’s no tomorrow. Kill houseplants. Love long hot showers and baths. Am terrified of extreme heights. Suck at any sport except frisbee. Have no idea what my natural hair color is anymore. Am both a dog and a cat person. Swear a lot, but will not do so around children or unfamiliar company. Am directionally challenged and severely accident-prone. Assign ‘theme songs’ for certain situations and even certain people – if you’re in my life, chances are you have your own theme song. Know manners are very important to me. Keep track of the full moons, they have a definite affect on people’s behavior. Live for that impromptu belly laugh. Enjoy a hard rainstorm. Find that careless errors in spelling and grammar irritate me. Am an 80’s child, but believe I was meant to be a 60’s child. Am an intense lover of meat – if nature had intended me a vegetarian I wouldn’t have been given such razor-sharp incisors. Find my dreams mean something to me, so I pay close attention to them. Do a great impression of Rocky Balboa calling for Adrianne from inside the boxing ring. Am an utterly, completely hopeless romantic. Despise food bars, there’s something very unappetizing about having to fight for your food. Find a good many of my friends are smarter than I am, which keeps me humble. Add salt to almost everything I eat – sometimes twice. Am entranced and fascinated by marine life – especially sharks. Have been told I’m too trusting. Am still lost if I leave home without my watch. Believe that no one can match a mother’s love. Took my daughter to her first Ozzy concert when she was 3 years old. Tend to turn short stories into long ones. Drink so much diet coke that it flows through my veins. Sleep with a fan year-round. Find Monkeys hilarious. Believe that Karma is one huge bitch. Don’t trust doctors. Have a career that means a lot to me. Find humor in almost everything, and consider it a gift – which annoys some people. Would love to visit the Holy Land some day. Love sushi so very much. Hate to IM. Believe Grace + Kindness = Beauty. Never get along with high-maintenance people. Am not afraid of dying but I am afraid of suffering. Learned to drive a stick-shift by a Cambodian guy named Chi who could barely speak any English. Don’t have a favorite color really… they are all beautiful.